Kidswillbekids's definitions

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

Lil Xan

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

James Harden

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

by Kidswillbekids May 6, 2019

Marshawn Lynch

An Nfl running back that loves skittles

Kenny: Hey Marshawn Lynch what’s your favorite gas station shack?
Marshawn: you should know!

by Kidswillbekids March 28, 2019

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Right

A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)

Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?

by Kidswillbekids October 17, 2019

Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 25, 2019