Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

Lil Xan

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Drake

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone

Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

Super Bowl LIII

The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)

Super bowl LIII just got from bad to worse

by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020

Homes

How you remember the Great Lakes
H uron
O ntario
M ichigan
E rie
S uperior

I couldn’t remember the Great Lakes so Homes helped me out

by Kidswillbekids June 24, 2019

Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020