Definitions by Kidswillbekids

Wisconsin Cheese Touch 

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

Wisconsin Cheese Touch by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

Miscarriage by Kidswillbekids August 21, 2019

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them

George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is

Bohemian Rhapsody by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

Chinese 

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

Chinese by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

Italian sausage 

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

Italian sausage by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

Swiss balls 

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

Swiss balls by Kidswillbekids July 9, 2019

Lance Armstrong 

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019