Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

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Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

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Bohemian Rhapsody

Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them

George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is

by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

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Lil Xan

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

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Super Bowl LIII

The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)

Super bowl LIII just got from bad to worse

by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020

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