New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 01, 2004

eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

by keyshaw May 04, 2004

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

SUBAR

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.

That Bitch is so SUBAR.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 07, 2004

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004