Keyshaw's definitions

ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.

1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!

by keyshaw September 29, 2004

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

dotcum

(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.

All of the dotcom's are crumbling, but the dotcum's have remained financially stable.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

raincoater

(n) One with rather extreme sexual tastes. The origin is from dirty old
men who wear large trenchcoats with nothing underneath to adult theatres.
The idea is that they can discreetly play with themselves during the movie.
(adj) Something suitable for raincoaters.

1. Raincoaters will love this new Gonzo movie.
2. This Gonzo movie is certainly raincoater material.

by keyshaw May 11, 2004

Fidel

(n) Cuban Cigar. Term originates from the President of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

Stash more cash than burnt Fidels.

by Keyshaw May 12, 2004

girlcum

(n) The bodily fluid released by a woman during orgasm.

Both
buried their faces between the other's legs as they unleashed a torrid
of
girlcum, more than either could hope to swallow.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004