UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
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myspace

Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.)

Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”

You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.

The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.

Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.
::wakes up:: "I think I'll check my myspace"

"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"

"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."

"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company December 28, 2005
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Rape Tag

..::when you are the 'it' you are the rapist.

..::Instead of saying 'you're it' you say 'RAPE!'

..::Now that person is the 'rapist'

Where should be played: This game should normally be played in a pool. This is because, you are able to touch the ground, and more skin is showing which means MORE FUN!

Number of players: There has to be at least one guy and one girl, the more the better! But you have to have the same amount of guyz and girls to play fair. If you dont like to play fair... then...

Tip: you go after the one you like, have a crush on, your boyfriend/girlfriend (duh), or the hottest one there.

rules: you can tag in the water, under the water, around the pool, on the diving board, on a water slide, just anywhere near the pool. The person that gets tagged A LOT or gets the most points wins.

Points: You get points for tagging ppl in different places. Heres how the points are scored...
Scores:

Butt ( Y )= 10pts

boobs ( . Y . )= 25pts each

vagina/penis (no pic)/ 8==D = 100pts

*anywhere else on the body = 0 points
Tiffany "Let's play some rape tag..."
Jenny "omg Tiffany is the RAPIST!!!"
Tiffany "UR MOM's the rapist!"
Jenny ::swims::
Tiffany ::tags dude:: "RAPE!!!"
Dude "FUCK!"
Tiffany "That's what UR MOM said!" ::laughs::
Dude "I'm the rapist..."
Tiffany "That's what SHE said!"
Jenny "who said RAPE!?!"
Tiffany "UR MOM!"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
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Phat Paq

The container in which iPods are held. Resembles a brief case meets duffle bag... Nanos, minis, shuffles are now the new hip iPods therefore the traditional ancient iPods are in comparison, larger... much larger. Phat paqs are here to save the day, phat paqs keeps your ancient iPods in good safety. It assures the beholder that it will be okay, you will get your Nanos, minis or shuffles... someday...
Tiffany "hey do have a tampon?"
Nelly *girl* "no, I'm sorry I think Kelly has one though..." ::asking Kelly::
Kelly "yeah, one sec" ::gets duffle bag::
Tiffany "WHOA! is that a phat paq!?' *I need one for my iPod*
Kelly ::hand Tiff the tampon:: "what?"
Nelly ::roflmao::
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
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wurfer

1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater

2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.

3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.
surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*

...to be continued
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company March 13, 2006
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dis

1. A word which means dissent.(idk if i spelt that right, but anyways...)it's not too bad but it's not great, wonderful, amazing, out of this world either...

2. Second place.

3. This.

4. emo music.

5. A "B+" on your report card.(J to the K, that really pisses me off!)
girl 1: "Robby is a gorgeous offspring."
girl 2: "Nah, he's dis. I preffer David."
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A phrase to show one's affection to another. 10th grade science class where i come from is CHEMISTRY. If the person that you tell this phrase to asks WHY? Just say "cause there's sooo much chemistry."
Friend 1: "I love you like 10th grade science class..."

Friend 2: "Why?"

Friend 1: "Cause there's sooo much chemistry!"
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