Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome
Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.
by Kevin May 01, 2006
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huntlazyhorse

1. Gangsta ass crew from Holland...

2. Literall English translation of the Dutch word 'jachtluipaard'
> Check out dem wicked ass huntlazyhorses...

< Damn, they be fly ass gangstas.

> Swut i'm sayin'...
by Kevin August 02, 2004
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Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.
post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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Masturshit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
by Kevin March 20, 2008
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boogaloo

Boogaloo is a certain dance when u swing ur shoulders up and down real quick!
Hey ya'll jump on the flo' do break ya neck and get a little boogaloo too!!!!!
by Kevin February 04, 2004
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barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.
That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!
by Kevin July 30, 2008
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