Kevin's definitions

mother queer

the mother of all queers or the biggest queer of them all.

Michael Hubbs is a mother queer.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

wmd

short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.

G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?

by kevin December 28, 2004

boogaloo

Boogaloo is a certain dance when u swing ur shoulders up and down real quick!

Hey ya'll jump on the flo' do break ya neck and get a little boogaloo too!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

Ginormous

Usualy referring to a large object or objects

Dude look at those ginormous tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003