fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 04, 2003

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

turkey

a term used for when a guy comes on a guys face and lets it drip off his chin so it hangs off like that ugly shit on a turkeys chin, the man then licks it off and gets a good riding!

We did a turkey: he had to be tied up first though.......

by Kevin December 05, 2003

Fuckin A

A world usually exclamed after being surprised.

Jenny: Hey billy, i baked you these cookies
Johnny: Fuckin A

by Kevin March 10, 2004