Kennedi Greene's definitions

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

now bring me that horizon

a line made famous by the pirates of the caribbean movies. it is to be used when you are setting off to do something i.e. on a mission. usually uttered to oneself after other instructions have been given.
a loose translation is: "now, lets go."

person 1: alright first we'll get the beer, then we'll get the car, and then we're off to Mexico!
other people: alright! yay! woohoo!
person 1: now bring me that horizon

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

talk like a pirate day

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

nif

short for the word nifty

omg, those shoes are so nif!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

shite

a wat of saying shit and it is NOT british like the first person said. its very irish.

retard:shite is how you say shit in britian.
irish guy: THATS SHITE!!! its an irish word, ye ninny!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

rizzo

Rizzo is the rat from the muppets. he usually hangs out with Gonzo

Gonzo: hey Rizzo! get over here!
Rizzo: what is it?

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007