Nif

Never (N) In (I) Finals (F)

Girl or guy at a swim meet with straightened hair, a ton of makeup, and cute clothes. They are obviously NOT there to swim. They just came to "cheer" and look "hot" while the other swimmers work their asses off in finals.

Look at all the nifs on that team.

Dude, that girl is a total nif. She wont even get close to the water.

by thevirginmarysarah July 23, 2010

nif

when something is really cool, awesome, or interesting

oh my god that is so nif

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Nif

(v.)to nif. The act of niffing is to push or throw someone off of the edge of a bridge. Used in a negative connotation.

Thay kid better watch out. I'm about to Nif him off that bridge.

by MusiG August 11, 2017

nif

short for the word nifty

omg, those shoes are so nif!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

Nif

An incredibly horrendous looking and completely idiotic human being

Bobby is such a nif.

Why would Ally want to go out with that nif?

That's a group of nifs if I've ever seen one.

by SkySouthstreet November 20, 2013

nif

finger rape.
Nifed is nif in pass tense

Jill got nifed. Or im going to nif you.

by KILLSTRUCTO February 5, 2008

nif

(n) Term used to describe one who has a sexual affection for Norse goddesses and/or grey pajamas.

"Nif wants to get it on with Freya."

by Anonymous July 30, 2003