KenM's definitions

Coub

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.

- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!

by KenM January 11, 2016

falawful

A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.

- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.

by KenM January 4, 2016

the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.

- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...

by KenM January 4, 2016

sweird

An adjective used to describe something that is both "sweet" and "weird". Often used in response to an amusingly shocking statement.

- So I got hooked up with that pretty college teen last night. Fucked her hair real hard.
- Sweird!

- How does that pizza taste with maple syrup on top?
- Sweird...

by KenM January 3, 2016

preach

Same as "amen", as in "amen to that", but sounding cooler. Was widely used around 2005, then got old.

Chick 1: "Justin Bieber got so manly!"
Chick 2: "Preach!"

by KenM November 3, 2015

because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.

"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"

by KenM May 19, 2015

vedge

or "vedg" in French is a Quebec short for "vegetable", used as an insult for a mentally-retarded person.

- Yo, gars, ta soeur est tellement vedge! - Ta yeule!
("Hey, dude, your sister's such a moron!" "Shut up!")

by KenM May 16, 2015