Coub

The Russian analogue of Vine, pronounced "Cobb" (although by the rules of the English language pronouncing it "cube" would make much more sense). Adored by Russian schoolkids who like to loop stupid music to even stupider unrelated videos and call it a "meme". If you value your time - avoid this service.
- So I went on this Coub (pronounces it as "cube") and posted th-
- Shut up!
by KenM January 11, 2016
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the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.
- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...
by KenM January 04, 2016
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sweetshot

1. The way Russians write and pronounce "sweatshirt", often used in public chat and can detect a Russian chatter (though they would likely write "svitshot" instead).
2. An act of taking a shot of 40% alcohol, immediately followed by a candy, a toffee/chocolate or just plain teaspoon of sugar in one's mouth. Doesn't reduce the taste of alcohol, but rather boosts up your blood sugar instead.
3. A hashtag used on Twitter and Instagram (#sweetshot) by amateur photographers in order to attract attention to a certain picture they've just taken, just because they took it from beneath their leg opening while being crotched, at a 45-degree angle and used a double sepia filter prior.
1. - Look at him wear a sweetshot! - Are you from Russia?
2. Grab some candy, quick! We'll make a sweetshot!
3. Yo, check out my (hashtag)sweetshot of those leaves on the ground. I'm important, right?
by KenM January 11, 2016
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selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.
Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!
by KenM April 29, 2016
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because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"
by KenM May 19, 2015
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halloweek

A week on which October 31 usually falls within one year. It starts with costume craze and ends with tons of candy on sale. Some also consider smoking halloweed.
- Yo, Halloween is coming up!
- I know, bro. Gonna be one crazy halloweek!
by KenM October 04, 2016
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wicken

A wannabe witch. Usually someone who "understands" witchcraft, but doesn't practice it. Synonymous with goth subculture in the late 1990s - earlly 2000s.
- Burn the witch!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a wicken!
-... K then, sorry.
by KenM July 18, 2016
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