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or "vedg" in French is a Quebec short for "vegetable", used as an insult for a mentally-retarded person.
- Yo, gars, ta soeur est tellement vedge! - Ta yeule!
("Hey, dude, your sister's such a moron!" "Shut up!")
by KenM May 14, 2015

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A date that is definitely older than the concerned person. Usually used by guys when referring to older women, past 40ish. Commonly an insult for them.

The act itself of dating someone older than the person.
"You girlfriend is such a bag!" "I'm still dating her, but it turns out to be a total bag."
by KenM December 20, 2011

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A wannabe witch. Usually someone who "understands" witchcraft, but doesn't practice it. Synonymous with goth subculture in the late 1990s - earlly 2000s.
- Burn the witch!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a wicken!
-... K then, sorry.
by KenM March 19, 2016

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A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"
by KenM May 18, 2015

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The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".
Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.
by KenM February 16, 2021

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A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.
- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.
by KenM February 16, 2021

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Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.
*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*
by KenM November 08, 2015

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