sepia 

A shade of brown with a tinge of red .

"Sepia on the staircase..."
-The Moldy Peaches

sepia by pshhitsbigfoot January 19, 2008

Sepia Years Old 

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."

Sepia Years Old by Geofftech March 25, 2021

Sepia People 

Sepia People are those who deny the obvious facts about our modern world such as:

vaccines are good ;the world is NOT FLAT; and the moon landing really happened. People who deny the obvious are called ‘Sepia People’ because they are so fucking backward that they should only be photographed using a technique that was invented in the 1800s.

Those covid-deniers are just a bunch of fucking sepia people!

Sepia People by BigZebra.com December 17, 2021

The Sepia Mutiny 

Diarrhoea, dysentry inflicted upon the gora sahib's (White master) constitution by vengeful and spicy Indian food presumably because he failed to show adequate appreciation for the khansama's (cook) skills or caused offense in some other manner.

Afflicted with a bad case of the Speia Mutiny, John Bull struggled to maintain his composure as he hunted desperately for the nearest Western potty.

The Sepia Mutiny by Shambly Hermit January 23, 2005

Perma-Sepia

A condition that effects toilets all over the world. Caused by urine overdose which, in turn, gives the toilet bowl that recognizable sepia tone.

This toilet suffers from Perma-Sepia.

Perma-Sepia by hatshop November 26, 2010

Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.

New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.

Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016

Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious

Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

Separately Single by NormallyCamren March 17, 2015