Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.
"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024
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australian cleavage

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage
by Kelly-TBCRI December 03, 2010
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Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017
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Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.
Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.
by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014
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Chaterone

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.
We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017
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Man Purse

An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.
Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009
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polygiknittous

The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.
I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 26, 2013
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