Definitions by Kelly-TBCRI

selective undergarment bunching 

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

selective undergarment bunching by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014

polygiknittous

The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.

I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.

polygiknittous by Kelly-TBCRI August 26, 2013

Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

Pick & Poke by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

australian cleavage 

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage

australian cleavage by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010

doucherific 

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

doucherific by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

Man Purse 

An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.

Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.

Man Purse by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009

Man Panties 

A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.

Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.

Man Panties by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009