an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.
Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.
by Kelly-TBCRI February 07, 2010
The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017
by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017
Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.
I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
by Kelly-TBCRI December 17, 2015
When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024
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by Kelly-TBCRI December 03, 2010