doucherific

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.
Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.
by Kelly-TBCRI February 07, 2010
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Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017
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polychinistic

Possessing multiple chins
After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017
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procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
by Kelly-TBCRI December 17, 2015
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Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.
"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024
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twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.
by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017
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australian cleavage

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage
by Kelly-TBCRI December 03, 2010
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