Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 14, 2005

Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.

Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Fucktard

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.

Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.

by KeeWee December 05, 2006

Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.

1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

LSB

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.

I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.

by KeeWee May 02, 2006

V

A NZ energy drink, which is the same colour as cat piss, and has an indescribable taste. It's definately an accquired taste.

It sends guarana or caffiene sensitive people off their heads for hours.

Dude 1: "What have you got?"
Dude 2: "It's V, wanna try some?"
Dude 1: "Sure"

<dude 1 ends up laughing for 3 hours>

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Pauanui

A NZ beach-side resort town on the Coromandel Peninsula, around 140km from Auckland. A very nice place to holiday, but with an abundance of supremely rich and snobby people - who walk around with their noses in the air, and own $3 million holiday homes which they only stay in for 2 weeks a year.

Person 1: "I'm going to Pauanui this weekend"
Person 2: "Sure dude, sure..."

by KeeWee January 11, 2005