Keael's definitions

twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.

sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!

by Keael July 15, 2006

soulch

To soul search. Derived from soul and search.

After all these years of soulching, I think I've finally found my soul mate.

by Keael October 17, 2006

C9H8O4

Chemical formula for aspirin.

Man, I have a splitting headache. I need a C9H8O4!

by Keael October 30, 2007

Blue screen

A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"

by Keael January 7, 2006

dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.

1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.

by Keael January 12, 2006

!<3

It means you do not love something/someone. A computer programmer's joke.

I !<3 you.

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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...

var girl
var guy
var truelove

//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love

//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1

//how it ended out:
girl=0

//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(

//and this is always checking for any changes::

if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;

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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...

In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.

It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.

NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"

by Keael November 19, 2007

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006