Keael's definitions

Friday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: That's makes sence.

Guy 2: It's sense.

by Keael January 13, 2006

Do a barrel roll

This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.

Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"

by Keael January 15, 2006

best friend by default

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.

Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.

by Keael February 27, 2006

boob tape

Tape that is put on the nipple of a female breast for privacy purpaces. Usually put on when they wear revealing clothes.

Janet Jackson should have been wearing boob tape.

by Keael March 11, 2006

phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006

twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.

sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!

by Keael July 15, 2006

volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 18, 2006