Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
by Keael January 08, 2006
The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
by Keael January 10, 2006
Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.
sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
by Keael July 16, 2006
Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
Some people have imaginary friends.
by Keael January 07, 2006
by Keael October 17, 2006
*types urbandictionary.com*
...Woah....
*searches for "Woah" and makes a new definition for it in honor of the new Urban Dictionary look*
...Woah....
*searches for "Woah" and makes a new definition for it in honor of the new Urban Dictionary look*
by Keael July 28, 2005
by Keael November 04, 2005