Keael's definitions

Friday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: That's makes sence.

Guy 2: It's sense.

by Keael January 13, 2006

NOES

Short for Nightmare on Elm Street.

Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.

by Keael January 14, 2006

Wii

The name of the new Nintendo system being released later this year. Used to be called the Revolution. This system will revolutionise the gaming industry a wii bit.

Me and my girlfriend played with my Wii all night.

by Keael May 10, 2006

Do a barrel roll

This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.

Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"

by Keael January 15, 2006

volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 18, 2006

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006