Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Keael

volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 18, 2006

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soulch

To soul search. Derived from soul and search.

After all these years of soulching, I think I've finally found my soul mate.

by Keael October 17, 2006

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twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.

sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!

by Keael July 15, 2006

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dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.

1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.

by Keael January 12, 2006

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Wii

The name of the new Nintendo system being released later this year. Used to be called the Revolution. This system will revolutionise the gaming industry a wii bit.

Me and my girlfriend played with my Wii all night.

by Keael May 10, 2006

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Do a barrel roll

This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.

Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"

by Keael January 15, 2006

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