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Social acceptance is the fact that most people, in order to fit in with the others, look and act like them. It stops (mostly) everyone from truly being themselves. It's is also the reason most people look painfully average. See conformist.
by Keael April 27, 2006
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liberate

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Also one of the greatest (if not the greatest) song by Disturbed.
Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time

Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.

"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
by Keael April 8, 2006
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phone stamina

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The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.
My phone stamina is roughly an hour.
by Keael March 16, 2006
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boob tape

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Tape that is put on the nipple of a female breast for privacy purpaces. Usually put on when they wear revealing clothes.
Janet Jackson should have been wearing boob tape.
by Keael March 11, 2006
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best friend by default

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When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.
by Keael February 27, 2006
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Do a barrel roll

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This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.
Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"
by Keael January 15, 2006
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NOES

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Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.
by Keael January 14, 2006
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