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The name of the new Nintendo system being released later this year. Used to be called the Revolution. This system will revolutionise the gaming industry a wii bit.
by Keael May 10, 2006
Get the Wii mug.Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
by Keael January 15, 2006
Get the Do a barrel roll mug.1 - When you scare two people at the same time.
2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.
2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.
1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*
2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*
2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.
by Keael January 12, 2006
Get the dual shock mug.Wall add; when someone adds you as a friend on facebook just so they can read a wall-to-all post thread, with another friend they already have.
by Keael January 23, 2009
Get the wall add mug.Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.
by Keael January 14, 2006
Get the NOES mug.Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.
sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
by Keael July 15, 2006
Get the twoh mug.Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
Some people have imaginary friends.
by Keael January 7, 2006
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