Keael's definitions

liberate

Also one of the greatest (if not the greatest) song by Disturbed.

Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time

Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.

"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"

Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.

by Keael April 8, 2006

volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 18, 2006

phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006

NOES

Short for Nightmare on Elm Street.

Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.

by Keael January 14, 2006

wall add

Wall add; when someone adds you as a friend on facebook just so they can read a wall-to-all post thread, with another friend they already have.

I thought he wanted to be my friend, but he just wall added me.

by Keael January 23, 2009

yranoitcid nabru

Urban Dictionary backwards.

If you are reading this, then you are most likely bored to hell.

Person: "I'm bored."

...

Person *types urban dictionary backwards*

Person: "Keael must be bored as well. He defined yranoitcid nabru. INTERESTING."

by Keael January 3, 2006

social acceptance

Social acceptance is the fact that most people, in order to fit in with the others, look and act like them. It stops (mostly) everyone from truly being themselves. It's is also the reason most people look painfully average. See conformist.

Social acceptance destroyed the world.

by Keael April 27, 2006