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Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
Some people have imaginary friends.
by Keael January 7, 2006
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11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
by Keael May 15, 2005
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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...
var girl
var guy
var truelove
//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love
//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1
//how it ended out:
girl=0
//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(
//and this is always checking for any changes::
if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;
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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...
In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.
It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.
NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"
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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...
var girl
var guy
var truelove
//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love
//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1
//how it ended out:
girl=0
//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(
//and this is always checking for any changes::
if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;
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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...
In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.
It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.
NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"
by Keael November 19, 2007
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Get the k/m mug.When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
by Keael February 27, 2006
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Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
by Keael January 13, 2006
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by Keael August 31, 2005
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