Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
by Keael January 15, 2006
Get the Do a barrel rollmug. The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
by Keael January 13, 2006
Get the Friday the 14thmug. When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
by Keael February 27, 2006
Get the best friend by defaultmug. I !<3 you.
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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...
var girl
var guy
var truelove
//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love
//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1
//how it ended out:
girl=0
//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(
//and this is always checking for any changes::
if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;
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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...
In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.
It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.
NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"
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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...
var girl
var guy
var truelove
//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love
//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1
//how it ended out:
girl=0
//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(
//and this is always checking for any changes::
if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;
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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...
In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.
It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.
NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"
by Keael November 19, 2007
Get the !<3mug. 11/17: Gates Unveils Spam, Security Help
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
by Keael May 15, 2005
Get the 11/17mug. Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.
But...
You can't kill them.
They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...
Yeah.
Also.
You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
Some people have imaginary friends.
by Keael January 07, 2006
Get the imaginary friendmug. Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
by Keael April 08, 2006
Get the liberatemug.