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phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.
My phone stamina is roughly an hour.
by Keael March 16, 2006
mugGet the phone staminamug.

!<3

It means you do not love something/someone. A computer programmer's joke.
I !<3 you.

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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...

var girl
var guy
var truelove

//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love

//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1

//how it ended out:
girl=0

//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(

//and this is always checking for any changes::

if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;

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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...

In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.

It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.

NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"
by Keael November 19, 2007
mugGet the !<3mug.

volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.
"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"
by Keael May 18, 2006
mugGet the volume djmug.

k/m

I need new k/m for HL2 cause my current ones suck ass.
by Keael November 9, 2005
mugGet the k/mmug.

woah

What you say when you see the new look of Urban Dictionary for the first time.
*types urbandictionary.com*

...Woah....

*searches for "Woah" and makes a new definition for it in honor of the new Urban Dictionary look*
by Keael August 31, 2005
mugGet the woahmug.

pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
by Keael September 21, 2005
mugGet the pump upednessmug.

twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.
sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
by Keael July 15, 2006
mugGet the twohmug.

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