One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.
by Keael May 10, 2006
The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.
Guy 1: That's makes sence.
Guy 2: It's sense.
by Keael January 10, 2006
Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
by Keael January 08, 2006
1 - When you scare two people at the same time.
2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.
2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.
1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*
2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*
2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.
by Keael January 09, 2006
When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
by Keael February 27, 2006
Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
You motherfucker, you're so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don't limit your mind
Can't you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don't you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting, I.
by Keael January 09, 2006
Brewers use hops, a small bitter flowering plant, to provide a counterbalancing aroma and taste to beer. The basic idea is not unlike what you would find in a good wine. As you drink, the malty beer washes over your tongue, bringing you body and sweetness. As you swallow, the hops hit the bitter taste buds in the back of your mouth, serving as a tonic, leaving (hopefully) a refreshing taste.
You hate beer — if you do hate beer — because most of the beers you've tried are unbalanced. All you can taste is hops. And with nothing to balance them, hops taste nasty.
by Keael January 05, 2006