twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.

sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!

by Keael July 15, 2006

yranoitcid nabru

Urban Dictionary backwards.

If you are reading this, then you are most likely bored to hell.

Person: "I'm bored."

...

Person *types urban dictionary backwards*

Person: "Keael must be bored as well. He defined yranoitcid nabru. INTERESTING."

by Keael January 03, 2006

phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006

pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.

*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.

by Keael September 21, 2005