1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
by Katya Eye March 03, 2016
What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.
Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
by Katya Eye March 03, 2016
Extremely determined to try and swim; having the ambitious swimming and/or leaping skills of a frog or similar amphibian.
Announcer at the Olympics: Michael Phelps is looking pretty amphibitious out in the waters, about to win his third gold medal of the day!
by Katya Eye November 26, 2013
1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 28, 2013
British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
by Katya Eye November 28, 2015
An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.
Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
by Katya Eye March 03, 2016
1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
by Katya Eye March 26, 2017