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Making the worst possible mistake at the worst possible time; making a dumb mistake that leads to devastation or loss; choking in the moment.
Dave desperately wanted to win the race and was ahead in the final seconds, but his kerkering lead him straight into a tree before the finish line.
“I hope that one day the Seattle Mariners stop kerkering and finally make it into the World Series!”
“I hope that one day the Seattle Mariners stop kerkering and finally make it into the World Series!”
by Katya Eye October 9, 2025
Get the kerkering mug.1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
by Katya Eye March 25, 2017
Get the tangerism mug.An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.
Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
Get the dadolescent mug.1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
Get the jerk de soleil mug.What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.
Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
Get the eweber mug.When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
by Katya Eye August 14, 2016
Get the billiterate mug.After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.
Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
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