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billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
by Katya Eye August 14, 2016
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tangerism

1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.

2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
by Katya Eye March 25, 2017
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Aintrium

When someone uses an inappropriate part of their home as an atrium, such as a bathroom.
Pete: Did you use the bathroom already?
Dan: No! There was too many damn plants in the way... nice AINTrium!
by Katya Eye September 23, 2014
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eweber

What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.
Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
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Rigormoron

Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.
Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?

Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
by Katya Eye January 6, 2015
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amphibitious

Extremely determined to try and swim; having the ambitious swimming and/or leaping skills of a frog or similar amphibian.
Announcer at the Olympics: Michael Phelps is looking pretty amphibitious out in the waters, about to win his third gold medal of the day!
by Katya Eye November 26, 2013
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cheequal

A face or hiney that is perfectly symmetrical- i.e. the cheeks are of equal proportion and position on both sides.
Jay: Man, I love J-Lo's butt, it's perfect!!

Dave: Yeah it's nice! Her plastic surgeon made it look so cheequal.
by Katya Eye November 26, 2013
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