Katsu's definitions

Faganese

(noun) A version of English that consists chiefly of various designer brand names, and a gratuitous usage of the word "fabulous." Spoken by effeminate man-boys, often through a lisp.

Wouldn't it be fabulouth if Gucci made diamond dildoth?

by Katsu March 1, 2005

california uber alles

To add to the definition above, the song title is an allusion to Nazi Germany's WWII slogan, "Deutschland Uber Alles"--"Germany Over Everything." So California Uber Alles translates into "California Over Everything"

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California! Uber alles!
Uber alles! California!

Now It Is 1984....

by Katsu May 15, 2005

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

royal family

Slang for a gay couple. Implies that there are two flamboyant males--queens--in the relationship.

Turmoil broke out in the royal family when Steven got jealous of his boyfriend's tiara.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

teenager

When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.

Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion.

No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.

by Katsu April 30, 2005

sexistentialist

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

Schleaze

(noun) A white wienersmoker originating from California. The only thing that exceeds his IQ score is his waist size.

(adjective) Pejorative description for a small penis.

Translated to Faganese for Schleaze:

1. A fabulouth chap who hailth from Schlong Beach, U.ETH. of (g)A(y)! The only thing that extheedth hith FABULOUTH IQ thcore ith the thithe of hith ath! (_)_)

2. 8D

by Katsu March 1, 2005