Definitions by Kate Sjostrand

diggit 

A term used to identify someone committed to a life of service in the armed forces. Synonymous with lifer.

Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.

Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.

diggit by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

shitter 

Slang term for the mid-shift or night shift (ie 12 AM to 8 AM)

Ted: Dude, wanna grab a drink on Friday?

Ralph: Can't Bro, I got the shitter.

shitter by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

road wood 

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).

Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.

road wood by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

H 

The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.

Ted: Did you see the size of that ass?

Ralph: Jesus H Fucking Christ!

H by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Disneyland Dad 

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.

Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!

Disneyland Dad by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

management 

An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.

Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.

Ralph: That’s management for you.

management by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008

GCE

GCE is an acronym for "gross conceptual error". Originating in the nuclear navy, the acronym is used to point out when someone's logic is severely flawed.

Ted: You'd think that the water out of the water softener would taste salty with as much salt as we add to soften it up.

Ralph: Dude, GCE. The salt doesn't go into the water, it replenishes sites on the ion exchanger!

GCE by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008