Kate Sjostrand's definitions
An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.
Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008
Get the managementmug. Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
Get the piss on my fuckmug. Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the Disneyland Dadmug. Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the road woodmug. RTSS is an acronym for Reverse Telecommuting – Spousal Support (RTSS), and is defined as the execution of non-employment activities at one’s place of employment as directed (requested) by a spouse or significant other. RTSS can have an adverse effect on the mental well-being of participating males, leading to general aggravation and subsequent participation in a male bitch session.
Ted: Hey, you want to go grab a burger for lunch?
Ralph: Maybe, if I can finish this fuckin’ RTSS.
Ted: Man, that’s rough.
Ralph: Tell me about it. If I had known I’d be doing fucking taxes all day, I’d of just stayed home and sucked down a six.
Ralph: Maybe, if I can finish this fuckin’ RTSS.
Ted: Man, that’s rough.
Ralph: Tell me about it. If I had known I’d be doing fucking taxes all day, I’d of just stayed home and sucked down a six.
by Kate Sjostrand April 15, 2008
Get the RTSSmug. Shy Penis is a term used to describe a general state of shock exhibited by one's penis in the presence of other men, most particularly when attempting to urinate.
Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
by Kate Sjostrand April 2, 2008
Get the shy penismug. A latino variant of the word rotten, used to describe a state of decomposition, most often in food (pronounced rah un). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
Get the ro'enmug.