Kate Sjostrand's definitions
Ambiguous location where long-reaching political decisions are said to be made, such as determining political candidates after a caucus. The term can also be used to suggest political or other improprieties, but almost always has corrupt undertones.
Ted: Can you believe Hillary still won the primary after the record turnout for Obama?
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the smokey roommug. A term used to identify someone committed to a life of service in the armed forces. Synonymous with lifer.
Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the diggitmug. A phalange cut presumedly from the foot of a corpse and worn around one’s neck with common household string. It is primarily worn for luck, as it serves no apparent utilitarian purpose.
Ted: Dude, is that a real toe around your neck?
Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.
Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.
by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008
Get the Platomug. a Latino variant of the word kitten, meaning a baby or adolescent cat. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the ki'enmug. The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Get the Countingmug. Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the Disneyland Dadmug. Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the road woodmug.