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Ted: Would you like a cup of coffee?
Ralph: Sure.
Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.
Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?
Ralph: Sure.
Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.
Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the panties mug.Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
Get the piss on my fuck mug.An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.
Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008
Get the management mug.Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the Disneyland Dad mug.The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Get the Counting mug.after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game. It is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.
Ted: Man, that was one hell of a game. Did you see that pass?
Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008
Get the postgame mug.Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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