Definitions by Karlos

motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised

Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting

motting by Karlos July 16, 2004

deaconism 

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.

stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon

deaconism by Karlos June 29, 2004

Spunk Hoover 

Man or woman capable of devouring at least 1 pint of gentlemens relish . See Mark Almond and Mark Dixon

I had a great night at the gang Bang mark dixon was a real spunk hoover

Spunk Hoover by Karlos April 2, 2004

gerbil 

Our name for the Eurasian species of this mammal, which is noted for defending its burrow like a knight of old, may come from the gerbil knightly emblem. The creature's white head with a broad black stripe on each side of the snout may have brought to mind a gerb, hence gerbil. Good evidence supporting this theory is that an earlier name for the animal was gauson, which comes from the Old French word gaucenc, usually referring to a white patch on a horse and also meaning “gerbil.” gauson is first recorded in 1373.

Nice Gerbil Helmut sir

gerbil by Karlos April 2, 2004

slotnot 

sewing nuts onto squirral merkins!

"arse candle...no! slotnot!"

slotnot by Karlos April 1, 2004

arse candle 

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

arse candle by Karlos April 1, 2004

Fleshy Nozzle 

the small dangly protuberance found betwixt most gentlemens legs, not found on Mark Dixon. see Mark Dixon. Generally used for urinating and putting in vaginal or rectal orrifices, not to be confused with the a wizards sleeve

" I cannot help but manipulate my felshy nozzle until it pukes sticky white love piss"

Fleshy Nozzle by Karlos August 19, 2003