Karlos 's definitions

deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.

stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon

by Karlos June 29, 2004

Fleshy Nozzle

the small dangly protuberance found betwixt most gentlemens legs, not found on Mark Dixon. see Mark Dixon. Generally used for urinating and putting in vaginal or rectal orrifices, not to be confused with the a wizards sleeve

" I cannot help but manipulate my felshy nozzle until it pukes sticky white love piss"

by Karlos August 19, 2003

slotnot

sewing nuts onto squirral merkins!

"arse candle...no! slotnot!"

by Karlos April 1, 2004

bell smoke

the steam generated from profuse and violent sexual congress between two gentlemen. See Mark Dixon

"Christ you can smell the bell smoke"

by Karlos August 15, 2003

homotron

A systems engineer that has sex with computers and dry humps other system engineers

Richard stop humping the computer you fucking homotron.

by Karlos April 18, 2005

peasant

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs

Bush is such a peasant it frightens me

by Karlos July 22, 2004

motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised

Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting

by Karlos July 16, 2004