shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 08, 2004

shinner

skateboard slang - when the skateboard hits you in the shin... usually not a big deal but hurts like you-know-what for a few minutes. imagine if someone just walked up to you and whacked your shin with the edge of a skateboard... it ain't fun, and it leaves a big purple mark on your leg. after 4 or so years of skating your legs should look like cobblestones, but its all good cause now you are a good skater.

i was just trying a 360-flip and got a mad shinner... it got better pretty quick though.

by karl July 10, 2004

release

To get rid of a large amount of fluid one one go.

Harry released all over her face.

by Karl April 21, 2005

hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.

Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...

by Karl January 18, 2004

900

an extremely difficult trick done on a skateboard where you do a mute grab and just spin backside until you don't even know which way is up. it's actually performed by adding a 540 to a 360; you have to wind up for the 360 while spinning the first 540. people don't realize how insane it really is.

tony hawk had to go the the chiropractor often while trying to learn the 9.

by karl July 10, 2004

beauty

beauty has several definitions, but mine is a bit more large-scale than most: just look around you: babies forming in wombs, injuries healing, lifeforms reproducing, brains working, bodies moving, etc. all have been made to be recognized and glorified, but ultimately, to point toward a Designer.

the universe is so beautiful, it makes one wonder; 'has this all come from nothing? has all of this just materialized into existance? or is there a Creator who designed it? those who are willing to find are willing to seek.

by karl July 11, 2004

nurff

Used to express ones self when excited, pleasured, being pleasured, frustrated, annoyed, temporarily retarded, or when under the influence of narcotics.

History: Originally created by the mind of an adolecent who habitually smokes marajauna; to which he creates odd words to express himself in a truly unique way.

"toooof, nurff, chava chava!!!"
"Aaron shut the hell up dude."

by Karl November 01, 2004