Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
by Kalisiin November 06, 2011
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Rural Field Goal

The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
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Dooh Nibor

Reverse Robin Hood, steals from the poor and gives to the rich...like the Republican Party.
The Republicans in congress are playing Dooh Nibor by trying to cut Medicare and Social Security in order to finance huge tax breaks for corporations and million/billion-aires.
by Kalisiin May 21, 2011
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Griefer

Someone on an Internet Forum Board, who repeatedly harasses another person, intending to drive them off the Forum, and/or ruining the entire Internet experience of the target by following them to other boards to continue the harassment.

Griefers are adept at following Forum rules while violating their spirit...or have managed to ingratiate themselves with Administrators, so that they rarely get punished for their actions.

Griefers are basically cowards who hide behind a screen name and would not have the sack to say to anyone's face, what they say to people online.

Tactics used by griefers:

1. Making "clever" comments - Making carefully crafted nasty comments to or about another member. The comments stay within the rules while violating the spirit of the rules.

2. Gang-banging or dogpiling: Recruiting others (usually their online friends) into joining them in targeting the victim.

3. Flame-baiting: See #1 above - done in order to goad the victim into responding in a manner in violation of the rules, out of anger - causing the victim to then be punished/banned by the Forum Administrator (pets of Forum Admins frequently do this and get away with it.)

4. Stalking: After driving the target off the Forum, following them to other Forums to continue the attacks.

5. Drive-by: Signing up under a different name in order to take a cheap shot at the target. Griefers also frequently use other tactics, including using a fake IP address when griefing, in order to avoid punishment.
Joe flames John on every Forum John goes to. He is such a griefer!
by Kalisiin December 28, 2010
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Part Attack

When a major part on your car goes kablooey.

Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?

Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
by Kalisiin February 18, 2013
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poopsicle

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.
The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.
by Kalisiin January 16, 2011
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Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.
by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
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