Definitions by Kalisiin

Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.

Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.

Revenge Fart by Kalisiin November 22, 2011

Rural Traffic Jam 

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."

Rural Traffic Jam by Kalisiin November 6, 2011

King Sadim 

George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!

King Sadim tanked our economy by not regulating Wall Street.

King Sadim by Kalisiin May 21, 2011

Dooh Nibor 

Reverse Robin Hood, steals from the poor and gives to the rich...like the Republican Party.

The Republicans in congress are playing Dooh Nibor by trying to cut Medicare and Social Security in order to finance huge tax breaks for corporations and million/billion-aires.

Dooh Nibor by Kalisiin May 21, 2011

Reverse Dalmation

What your black dog looks like after coming in from a snowstorm.

I let my dog inside, because it was snowing, and laughed when I realized she looked like a reverse Dalmation.

Reverse Dalmation by Kalisiin April 8, 2011

Crack sweat

The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.

I wish they'd come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!

Crack sweat by Kalisiin March 12, 2011

Server Fart 

When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.

1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.

2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?

Server Fart by Kalisiin February 26, 2011