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The American political party favored by those with conservative agendas, so named because their policies are repugnant...the word literally is a cross between "Republican" and "repugnant."
I can't imagine why Henry voted against his own economic self-interest and voted for the Repuglicans...what was he thinking? He must be a real dumbass!
by Kalisiin September 19, 2010
Get the Repuglican mug.A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
by Kalisiin September 26, 2010
Get the pee pauser mug.1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 12, 2010
Get the Shart mug.George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!
by Kalisiin May 21, 2011
Get the King Sadim mug.The Republicans in congress are playing Dooh Nibor by trying to cut Medicare and Social Security in order to finance huge tax breaks for corporations and million/billion-aires.
by Kalisiin May 21, 2011
Get the Dooh Nibor mug.When a major part on your car goes kablooey.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
by Kalisiin February 18, 2013
Get the Part Attack mug.Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
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