Kalisiin's definitions
A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?
Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.
Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!
Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.
Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!
Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
by Kalisiin January 9, 2011
Get the Snow Panickermug. An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
by Kalisiin March 24, 2012
Get the Stress Fartmug. The American political party favored by those with conservative agendas, so named because their policies are repugnant...the word literally is a cross between "Republican" and "repugnant."
I can't imagine why Henry voted against his own economic self-interest and voted for the Repuglicans...what was he thinking? He must be a real dumbass!
by Kalisiin September 19, 2010
Get the Repuglicanmug. When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
Get the Lawn Tractor Limbomug. The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.
by Kalisiin March 12, 2011
Get the Crack sweatmug. The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
Get the Rural Field Goalmug. 1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
by Kalisiin November 6, 2011
Get the Rural Traffic Jammug.