A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?
Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.
Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!
Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.
Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!
Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
by Kalisiin January 09, 2011
An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
by Kalisiin February 10, 2012
Acronym for "Fucked Up Beyond Belief" similar to FUBAR, but FUBB usually refers strictly to computers and other technology items.
by Kalisiin December 09, 2011
When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.
1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.
2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?
2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?
by Kalisiin February 09, 2011
A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
by Kalisiin September 26, 2010
What the actual issue is on 90 percent of all calls to technical support/I.T. help desks, it is an acronym meaning "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard."
The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.
So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.
The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.
So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.
John (technical support person, just leaving work, holding his head in his hands)...
James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)
James: "Rough day today, John?"
John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"
James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)
James: "Rough day today, John?"
John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"
by Kalisiin January 18, 2011
An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 07, 2011