Kalisiin's definitions
The Republicans in congress are playing Dooh Nibor by trying to cut Medicare and Social Security in order to finance huge tax breaks for corporations and million/billion-aires.
by Kalisiin May 21, 2011
Get the Dooh Nibormug. The mess that dog and cat owners are left with after cleaning up their yard after the winter snows finally melt.
by Kalisiin January 16, 2011
Get the Poop Soupmug. George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!
by Kalisiin May 21, 2011
Get the King Sadimmug. An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 7, 2011
Get the Windows Timemug. Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
Get the Hover Modemug. What the actual issue is on 90 percent of all calls to technical support/I.T. help desks, it is an acronym meaning "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard."
The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.
So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.
The use of this term became common when tech support people began to have a need to vent frustration on arrogant callers who had, in fact, themselves caused the problem, yet continued to insist it was the computer's fault, or the techie's fault.
So you would explain to the user that it was a PEBCAK error, and then walk them through how to fix it.
John (technical support person, just leaving work, holding his head in his hands)...
James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)
James: "Rough day today, John?"
John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"
James (technical support person just coming on shift, passes John on his way out)
James: "Rough day today, John?"
John: "Yeah, 99 percent of my calls today were PEBCAKs...do they make Excedrin in one-pound tablets? I have a headache the size of Texas!"
by Kalisiin January 19, 2011
Get the PEBCAKmug. A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.
Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.
by Kalisiin November 22, 2011
Get the Revenge Fartmug.