Definitions by KaiserMonkey

that darn cat 

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.

(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.

that darn cat by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Kangaroo Jack 

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

Kangaroo Jack by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

nasal

To fuck someone up their nose.

"I gave my girl some mighty nasal last night, and now she's all stopped up."

nasal by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

all up ons 

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

all up ons by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

my ass, bob by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

poopie 

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

poopie by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

mianus 

A town near Cincinnati, Ohio that is made fun of a lot due to having a name that sounds like it's referring to your ass.

"There's a sewage dump in Mianus."
"Bob, that's sick. Take that out of Mianus this instant!"

mianus by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003