fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

lufia 2

The most awesome video game in the universe. An RPG for the Super Nintendo, released by Natsume, based on the adventures of a guy named Maxim who has to travel and save the world from the Sinistrals, evil beings who want to destroy it.

"w00t! Lufia 2 commits serious word0wnage

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.

"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

Trogdor

(1) One who burninates (thatched-roof huts, peoples, etc.)
(2) A dragon drawn by wordStrong Bad/word on HomestarRunner.com made from an S, a more different S, consummate V's, and one muscle arm.

(1) "Did you see that d00d with the flamethrower?" "Ya man, that guy is the kickin Trogdor."
(2) "And Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003