Definitions by KaiserMonkey

dumpusositous 

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

dumpusositous by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

movie 

Slang for "moving picture". The best ones include Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Monty Python, and Airplane! The worst ones include Signs, That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, The Ring, and Camp Nowhere.

"The victim is reported to have watched That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, and Camp Nowhere all in one night, then drove to the nearest bridge and hurled themselves off."

movie by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

monkey 

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

monkey by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

eve 6 

One of the best fucking bands ever. Best known for their remake of "Here's to the Night" and their hits "Inside Out" and "Think Twice".

"I'm going to go listen to Eve 6."

eve 6 by KaiserMonkey August 24, 2003

maxorized 

The state of being maxed out, full, unable to add anything else, etc.

"My credit card is totally MAXORIZED!"

maxorized by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

teen girl squad

A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."

teen girl squad by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Proctologist 

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

Proctologist by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003