KaiserMonkey's definitions

movie

Slang for "moving picture". The best ones include Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Monty Python, and Airplane! The worst ones include Signs, That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, The Ring, and Camp Nowhere.

"The victim is reported to have watched That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, and Camp Nowhere all in one night, then drove to the nearest bridge and hurled themselves off."

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

Dumb and Dumber

Probably the best movie ever, starring two losers named Harry and Lloyd that can't seem to do anything right. When Lloyd finds a suitcase that a girl he drove to the airport left in his taxi, he and Lloyd travel to Aspen to return it. Includes such brilliant quotes as "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?" and "You are one pathetic loser! No offense."

"I saw Dumb and Dumber last week, shit that movie is awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003

poopie

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

teen girl squad

A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003