conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 09, 2003

eve 6

One of the best fucking bands ever. Best known for their remake of "Here's to the Night" and their hits "Inside Out" and "Think Twice".

"I'm going to go listen to Eve 6."

by KaiserMonkey August 24, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 07, 2003

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

dekar

The most awesome character in the most awesome video game in the world (wordLufia 2/word, of course). Although he's not too smart, he is really powerful and can demolish enemies with his wordBlastMaster/word!

"Take my BlastMaster."
"I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take care of the ones who want to go first."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 19, 2003