poopie

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

teen girl squad

A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 30, 2003

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 22, 2003

movie

Slang for "moving picture". The best ones include Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Monty Python, and Airplane! The worst ones include Signs, That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, The Ring, and Camp Nowhere.

"The victim is reported to have watched That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, and Camp Nowhere all in one night, then drove to the nearest bridge and hurled themselves off."

by KaiserMonkey August 28, 2003

blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.

Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel

by KaiserMonkey August 20, 2005

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003