KaiserMonkey's definitions

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

mianus

A town near Cincinnati, Ohio that is made fun of a lot due to having a name that sounds like it's referring to your ass.

"There's a sewage dump in Mianus."
"Bob, that's sick. Take that out of Mianus this instant!"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

dekar

The most awesome character in the most awesome video game in the world (wordLufia 2/word, of course). Although he's not too smart, he is really powerful and can demolish enemies with his wordBlastMaster/word!

"Take my BlastMaster."
"I've forgotten how to miss. I guess I'll have to take care of the ones who want to go first."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

by KaiserMonkey September 7, 2003

blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.

Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel

by KaiserMonkey September 16, 2005