nippon

See Japan.

It's what the Japanese call their own country.

by KRHimself May 29, 2004

jacksonville

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.

Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.

by KRHimself February 26, 2005

jamal lewis

a crack-smoking athlete who should never be allowed to play again. see ravens

I fumbled for the 18th time... because I got high.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

terry bradshaw

A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.

Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.

by KRHimself November 17, 2004

metal to the pedal

phrase used when describing someone has a mouth full of braces (hence the 'metal' part).

dude, look at that little Wap! he has his metal to the pedal!

by KRHimself August 24, 2004

got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

by KRHimself November 11, 2004

Spirit of Truth

a hilarious video from the 90's featuring a black "preacher" who read off of a Bible that looks like a phone book, claimed to "come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit," cussed almost every other word, and accused the callers of being devil worshippers. also noted for its weird camera work and great dialogues with his audience. it's an ABSOLUTE must-see footage.

the devil is a muthafuckin liar, so you know i ain't worried, BIOTCH!

listen and appreciate the words of the Spirit of Truth.

by KRHimself May 18, 2006