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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.
Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.
by KImCobain February 27, 2015
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popes in a volkswagen

A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.
Sigma Chi Will be going for a record popes in a Volkswagen Friday night.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
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community college legend

A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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Yeah no

An annoying and obnoxious phrase uttered by the simple minded, who don't think before they speak. It's a manner of habit for most who use it.
Lance: "Is that included in the price you quoted?"
Rep: "Yeah no, you need to upgrade for that"
by KImCobain April 22, 2015
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Jcrew model

An overly preppy narciccist, man or woman, who always looks like they fell out of the pages of a jcrew catalogue.
Look at Jeremy - he is so a jcrew model.
by KImCobain February 19, 2015
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Jet

"We're gonna jet because we have to meet some peeps in 15 minutes"
by KImCobain February 11, 2015
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