Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
by KImCobain June 12, 2016
Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 06, 2015
An antiquated expression generally meaning "oops" or "whoops". This is used almost exclusively by nerds and gay men, especially when executing a clumsy or cloddish movement such as falling over a chair or slipping on an icy walkway.
While clumsily attempting to ice skate a real tool slips and falls, and when his butt contacts with the ice he yells out "whoopsie daisies!"
by KImCobain March 03, 2015
The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.
It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.
by KImCobain February 26, 2015
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015