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Definitions by KImCobain

you need to see this 

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

like sherman through atlanta 

To pursue something with such fierce determination and with the intention of succeeding with no thought of the consequences or a possibility of collateral damage
Kymberlie pursued that audition spot for lead guitarist with DYK Illusion at The House of Blues like Sherman through Atlanta.

popes in a volkswagen

A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.
Sigma Chi Will be going for a record popes in a Volkswagen Friday night.

borg drone 

1. A collective proper noun for employees of a suffocating and controlling heinous corporate collective, usually a big insurance company, functioning as drones in a hive mindset. The Borg Drone's ultimate goal is "achieving perfection" on performance evaluations, and is assimilated by violent means of corporate X management control, negative feedback, and the ultimate threat of termination in order to maximize the bottom line for the corporation. This ensures huge bonuses and job security for management.

2. A fictional alien race that appears as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. Aside from being the main threat in First Contact, the Borg play major roles in The Next Generation and Voyager television series, primarily as an invasion threat to the United Federation of Planets, and serve as the way home to the Alpha Quadrant for isolated Federation starship Voyager.

In either scenarios 1 or 2 above, Resistance is Futile.
I was assimilated as a Borg Drone and functioned in a hive mindset in a heinous corporation for many years.
borg drone by KImCobain March 4, 2015
Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.
I love my Toyota Yaris.
Yaris by KImCobain March 4, 2015

Ain't worth a fuck

Useless, completely worthless. Can apply to either a person or an object.
Kevin, you ain't worth a fuck!

anorlemic 

An anorexic bulimic. A woman with no self esteem who ties her entire existence to having the appearance of a skeleton.
Ana has starved and purged herself into an anorlemic skeleton.
anorlemic by KImCobain March 4, 2015