Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

month of Sunday's 

What yoy say to someone you haven't seen in a very long time.

Hey Ralf where ya been, I haven't seen ya in a month of Sunday's.

month of Sunday's by arelpee October 31, 2006

World Veteran’s Month 

The month of November is the month to celebrate and appreciate our soldiers

Have you not heard? Its World Veteran’s Month.

World Veteran’s Month by Hasbulla June 24, 2021

Santa's month 

A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D

Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?

Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))

Santa's month by Dan the nan June 3, 2022

Men's Appreciation Month

In the month of March, everyday, men are appreciated for being men and supporting their works. All men are praised, this doesn't mean losers. Good men in general, appreciation that they deserve.

"Hey, it's Men's Appreciation Month, time to get paid for dingle dong!"

"Don, you're a drug addict, not your month ."

Men's Appreciation Month by TheMenOfWork February 7, 2022

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) 

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

Payton’s birthday month 

June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)

Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day

Payton’s birthday month by Sadnap June 6, 2021