"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"
Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.
Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."
The scaries cunts in the whole of the NE you dont want to be walking around here with any bud on you or it might get took by matty broon and the NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S
Here bro u flying up whickham to have a spliff
cannit bro matty broon and his NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S might take it off us
aye sound bro that is a good enough point for me hes a scary cunt
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.