Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

Roasting

A gang bang. Where a string of men engage in one-after-the-other sex with a single woman. I personally not only pity her, but also whoever is number 11 on the team... Talk about Sloppy Seconds!!!

Apparently a buch of Premiership footballers were caught "roasting" some hooker in a pub in Croydon.

by KHD May 17, 2004

McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 09, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

azerty

The first 6 letters on a French keyboard. In anglophone countries, acquisition of an Azerty is quite tough. They are used in order to accommodate the copious accents that the French use.

by KHD June 07, 2003

Pussywhipped

To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)

"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover

by KHD February 01, 2004

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 02, 2003