Definitions by KHD
White Lightning
Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.
And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.
White Lightning by KHD April 20, 2004
Vagina Dentata
A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.
"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."
Vagina Dentata by KHD February 16, 2004
Pussywhipped
To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)
Pussywhipped by KHD February 1, 2004
mistressbate
Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.
"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."
mistressbate by KHD January 27, 2004
wimmin
Alternative spelling of "women". Preferred by rabid psycho-feminists because it eliminates the "men" aspect. The singular of this word is "womon".
Also see "wofem".
Also see "wofem".
"Jacqui was struck by a bolt of schadenfreude as she and the other wimmin read their copies of 'The Efemcipated English Handbook' by Bina Goldfield."