KHD's definitions

Lemar

"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.

"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.

by KHD April 20, 2004

White Lightning

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.

And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.

by KHD April 20, 2004

Barn

An individual who, at some pursuit or similar, is inferior to you in skill terms yet follows you round like a jealous lover. Short for Barnacle.

"Hi, my name's Johnny and these are Richard and Douglas, my two barns."

by KHD January 20, 2004

mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.

"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."

by KHD January 27, 2004

Pussywhipped

To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)

"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover

by KHD February 1, 2004

chelloveck

Nadsat slang. A random middle-aged personage. Also veck.

"So we fillied on this writer chelloveck..."

by KHD June 7, 2003

ptitsa

Ptitsa, sharp, devotchka, baboochka. Nadsat slang for a woman. Ptitsa refers specifically to a female aged 9-25, sharp 15-25, devotchka 25-40, baboochka anything older.

by KHD June 7, 2003