Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

bog troll

The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.

The bog-troll at Trap disapproved of my £1.20 and smacked me in the face. I shan't be going back.

by KHD December 26, 2004

burger

Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.

The best burgers in existence are thick, juicy, and served on a random floury white bread roll. None of this standardised McDonalds crap!

by KHD September 27, 2003

Roasting

A gang bang. Where a string of men engage in one-after-the-other sex with a single woman. I personally not only pity her, but also whoever is number 11 on the team... Talk about Sloppy Seconds!!!

Apparently a buch of Premiership footballers were caught "roasting" some hooker in a pub in Croydon.

by KHD May 17, 2004

misspelt

The correct past participle of "to misspell".

"Feck, that's misspelt."

by KHD August 28, 2003

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 02, 2003

swirlie

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".

by KHD August 20, 2003