KHD's definitions

swirlie

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".

by KHD August 20, 2003

Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

by KHD August 20, 2003

manascrewed

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood

"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"

"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

by KHD August 27, 2003

fagtard

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.

"Shut up, fagtard!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

rugger bugger

A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes.

Them:

"OH! Football is for poofters
And tennis is for queers
Cricket is for batty boys
who take it up the rears
Golfers bite their pillows
And swimmers do the same
But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!"

Me:

"You're a rugger bugger, intcha?"

by KHD August 27, 2003

misspelt

The correct past participle of "to misspell".

"Feck, that's misspelt."

by KHD August 28, 2003