Definitions by KARL

amen break

possibly the most used and sampled breakbeat of all time. comes from the winston brothers' "amen brother" used mainly in drum 'n' bass, jungle, even some hip hop. chances are, if you listen to dnb, then you've heard it at least once.

the amen break is cool because it is so heavily compressed and it doesn't sound like banging on a tin can when you speed it up.

amen break by karl July 8, 2004

shpladdow 

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

shpladdow by Karl July 6, 2004

neocomm

Literally, "neo-communist". See: Democrat.

Hillary Clinton is a neocomm.

neocomm by Karl July 1, 2004

bleep 

often used to describe what live tv editors use to cover up comments they see unfit for television. normaly consists of a sinewave or triangle wave, something with fairly low harmonics and hollow sounding.

the man appeared to have said an inappropriate word on jerry springer, but that was just the censors gooding off. they make people sound like they are swearing when they are not, just to raise ratings. probably not, but it would be funny if that was true..

bleep by karl June 13, 2004

load 

in an electronic circuit, the component(s) that are responsible for dropping the voltage. in audio ciruits, this is usually a speaker. in other circuits, in can be a lightbulb, a household appliance, etc.

if too much current is applied, you'll blow the load.

load by karl June 8, 2004

relativism 

a very common belief these days. revolves mainly around the idea, "what is right for you isn't right for me". denies that there is truth at all. many relativists realize that mathematical truths cannot be disproven, but they still susbscribe to the idea that multiple opposing ideas can exist in the same realm and still produce no conflicts.

hitler thought it was perfectly fine of him to kill millions of people. obviously, he was a relativist. the people he oppressed obviously didn't have the same veiw, and look at what happened. they were killed.

relativism by karl June 8, 2004

shomit 

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

shomit by Karl June 8, 2004