KARL's definitions

smiley man

a stick that saves the day with a big smile

some one who saves the day with a smile

by karl October 8, 2003

flow

Vaginal fluid that is ejected after an orgasm.

Damn! Look at that woman's flow!

That flow could fill a milk jug.

by karl December 31, 2003

biatchwank

biatch wanker

kris swinbanks

by karl May 13, 2003

neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)

Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!

by Karl December 19, 2006

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004

Vulcan

An ancient race of humanoids from planet of the same name. Some famous Vulcans include Spock, Sarek, Surak, T'Pau. T'Pol' T'Pring

Dude, just go Vulcan when the cop catches up and pulls us over.

by Karl November 21, 2004

frequency fight

if you happen to be an electronics student in high school and you can't stand the music they play on the bus, find a schematic for a tunable FM transmitter. then when you get on the bus, plug in your cd player and tune it to the frequency of the station the driver is playing! hopefully your signal will be strong enough to overcome the other one coming in. It great to see the looks on other peoples faces when all of the sudden a bill cosby comedy routine comes in over 50 cent hahaha

note: don't get caught, it's probably illegal.

by karl December 4, 2004