Hoover

You cum down a girls ass, and then you lick it out and gulp it down.

Man, Hoovers are so wrong.

by Karl November 22, 2003

flow

Vaginal fluid that is ejected after an orgasm.

Damn! Look at that woman's flow!

That flow could fill a milk jug.

by karl December 31, 2003

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004

el toro

i think it's a big ledge in california that people like to skate. don't quote me though. I know for sure that it's a skate spot, but I'm not 100% positive on the location

I heard some kid say something like, "Yeah, I kickflip bluntslid El Toro first try but we didn't get it on tape."

by karl September 09, 2004

breakbeat

1. a rhythm that is broken, syncopated, or abstract. used in funk, jazz, hip-hop, drum 'n' bass, etc
2. a style of music that uses breakbeats. common artists include but are not limited to the chemical brothers, the crystal method, fatboy slim, etc.

8th notes on the hi-hat is assumed here.
o= opened hi-hat
c= closed hi hat
s= snare drum
b= bass drum.
each dash is one 16th rest.

not a break beat:
bco-sco-bco-sco- :|

breakbeats:

b-c-s-csbbs-csb- :|

b-cbs-bscsbbsbo- :|

by karl July 12, 2004

Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

by Karl October 02, 2002

shpladdow

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

by Karl July 06, 2004