Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
A piece of spyware capable of recording passwords and other personal information secretly for use by criminals. It is disguised as "parental control software" for legal reasons. Competes with NETNanny and a few other apps which do similar tasks.
Criminal 1: It's so difficult to get peoples bank account information these days, what should we do?
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
by Justingraziano July 19, 2008
Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
by Justingraziano August 27, 2008
A derogatory term used to refer to people under the age of 18 as not being able to do the same things that a person over the age of 18 could do. It is used mostly in countries that do not have smart enough people in them to realize that nothing changes when a person turns 18 (such as America).
Minor: Why can I not do the same things that you can do?
Adult: Because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
Minor: But why am I not a human being yet?
Adult: Umm, hey look over there a flying dog! *Adult runs*
Adult: Because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
Minor: But why am I not a human being yet?
Adult: Umm, hey look over there a flying dog! *Adult runs*
by Justingraziano July 18, 2008
A website that is infested with ads that infect your Windows (and even Mac) computers with viruses. The ads have many trojan horses that can execute under Windows and even have a few that work under Mac OS X Tiger and Leopard. It is a site that is extremely dangerous. They also offer a premium service which is a scam and will empty your PayPal account out yet PayPal won't do a thing about it. I believe that PayPal works with QJ.NET.
Person 1: PayPal, QJ.NET just scammed me, they said that their ad free service would remove the ads but it doesn't.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008