Dewskie

Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).

"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Khitten

Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.

Analogous to mystery meat.

"So, did you go to Super Wok last night?"

"Yup. The fried khitten was delicious."

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

jellol

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.

P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

barnacle

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.

"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."

by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009

Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert July 19, 2007

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert July 19, 2007

dnaonnaise

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015