Definitions by Justin Herbert

dnaonnaise 

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

dnaonnaise by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

Xbox360 

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.

Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.

Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.

"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.

Xbox360 by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009

Dewskie 

Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).

"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"

Dewskie by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Mountain Don't 

Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.

Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.

Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.

Mountain Don't by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Dude Brood

A dude brood, or dude brooding, is defined as when a man (dude) thinks moodily/anxiously or sulks.

"I heard Geoff got dumped by that slut Alicia."

"Yeah, he's having a dude brood session right now."

"What a puss."

Dude Brood by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Sexterity 

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.

"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."

Sexterity by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

jellol 

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.

P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol

jellol by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009