Justin's definitions

SOL

Shit Outta Luck

You got a virus on your computer? Damn, you're SOL!

by Justin May 1, 2002

shat

Past tense of shit.

I shat on your land.

by Justin May 1, 2002

hork

The process of coughing up phlegm in order to spit.

Jim was going to hork a loogie.

by Justin May 1, 2002

Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

by Justin May 1, 2002

drifter

A person who is in search for something he or she is in need of.

Poor John, ever since he was kicked out of his house, he's been a drifter...

by Justin May 1, 2002

ROFLMGDMFSOBAO

Acronym - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of a Bitch Ass Off

Usually found in 1337 message conversations

Did you see what happened to Phyl Jr.? ROFLMGDMFSOBAO!

by Justin April 30, 2002

taxed

To take, or steal something.

Hey, I just taxed John's wallet and he didn't even notice!

Man, I was gone for a second and someoned taxed my calculator!

by Justin April 30, 2002