K.A.A.N

A rapper that has no lungs.

K.A.A.N doesn't know how to breathe cause he has no lungs. That's K.A.A.N for ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed October 27, 2020

K-fee

An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.

In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.

Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?

Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019

Grande syndrome

A girl who is in her 20s but looks like she’s only 14 or 15.

All of the models at our agency all have Grande Syndrome. Hats the reason people like them.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Sunny butt

Someone who is always happy and smiley and no matter what always brightens your day.

I know this is literally a fucking cringey definition but oh well.

1: How’s it going it sunny butt? You always make me happy
2: Are you derranged?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

EA effect

To release something that’s blatantly unfinished.

I am making this painting. I don’t want it to look unfinished or create an EA effect on this. I will finish it in it’s entirety.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Rhino Van

A SWAT Truck that rams you head on at full speed in the game Need For Speed Heat.

I was trying to escape at 1% health and got rammed by a Rhino van.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018