A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later
Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
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Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.
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Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
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આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?
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