Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Trumpostomy 

Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)

May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery

Trumpanzee got a trumpostomy & is now taking a trump in the bag attached to his abdominal wall

Trumpostomy by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Creepmas 

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true

Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!

Creepmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Stiffmas 

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

Stiffmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Trumpmas 

Trumpy Christmas / Christmas during Trump's presidency

Also the day when you sing, the Trumpy gave to me on '12 days of Trumpmas' song

On the 8th day of Trumpmas my Trumpy gave to me, small hands grabbing pussy, incoherent tweeting, covfefe, no net neutrality, that great smell of incest, Russian hookers peeing and a wall that the mexicans pay forrrrrrr.......

Trumpmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Burpmas

When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party

Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)

Burpmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021

Stinkmas 

When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes

Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year

Stinkmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021

stuck in a rut 

a settled or established habit or course of action, especially a boring one and needing to change

Urban Dictionary's '30 trending words' list maker bot is stuck in a rut, changing only the dates & nothing else, not actually checking what's really trending. The list hasn't changer in maybe over 2 months.

stuck in a rut by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021