blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

scio

To be known and unknown at the same time, its a latin word. can mean mysterious or shadow

Not really used as anyting more than a title, or in general speech..see sciophobia; the fear of shadows.

by JT February 16, 2005

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 09, 2004

Megaplegic

A whore (cum Dumpster) who can fly (a superhero, see megaplegic def. #1) Has the uncanny ability to break free from their megaplegiality and soar higher than all the paraplegic whores in the known universe

Nicky B, Mista JT, Big Al C, Bixy

by JT November 09, 2004

beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 04, 2004

stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 04, 2004

finger darts

to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into a womans pussy. Then smelling the finger/fingers
for men to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into another mans ass. Then smelling the finger/fingers

While at the movies I had the urge to play finger darts with my girlfriend.

by JT October 03, 2006