Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.
by Joshie G. April 25, 2010
by Joshie G. May 07, 2010
Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.
"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
by Joshie G. May 07, 2010
The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.
by Joshie G. July 20, 2010
A conditon in which gamers, through steady provoking, simply cannot take being killed (cheaply or otherwise) anymore and leave a online game game mid-match. Mostly occurs in multiplayer first person shooters. I.E Call Of Duty or Halo.
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Joe: Why is Jack leaving every call of duty match he gets into?
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010