Definitions by Joshie G.

Pandorum 

From the 2009 movie of the same name.

A psychological condition brought on by extended periods of deep-space travel and hyper-sleep.

Symptoms include severe paranoia, vivid hallucinations and homicidal tendencies.

Oh, Pandorum, Pandorum isn't what they warned us about. It's frightening at first, terrible in fact, isn't that what your feeling right now, a terrible fever, let go! And on the other side is divine clarity, enlightment...

Pandorum by Joshie G. October 2, 2010

Inception 

The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.

Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio

In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.

Inception by Joshie G. July 20, 2010

Pop a Squat 

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.

"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"

"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"

Pop a Squat by Joshie G. May 7, 2010

mind bottling 

When somthing is so unbelievable that all your thoughts get trapped, like in a bottle

"Man, that girls boobs are mind bottling."

mind bottling by Joshie G. May 7, 2010

Drummer Death Theory

The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold

"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"

Me: Drummer Death Theory....

Drummer Death Theory by Joshie G. April 28, 2010

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison 

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.

"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Joshie G. April 26, 2010

bidet 

Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.

My hotel in Spain had a bidet and a toilet in the bathroom

bidet by Joshie G. April 25, 2010