Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.
by Joshie G. April 25, 2010
Get the bidet mug.The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold
"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
by Joshie G. April 28, 2010
Get the Drummer Death Theory mug.Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.
"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
by Joshie G. May 07, 2010
Get the Pop a Squat mug.The implantation of an idea deep in the subconscious that will bear future results.
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
Comes from the mind bending 2010 movie of the same name starring Leonardo DiCaprio
In the movie, Dominic Cobb and his team attempt to perform inception on a businessman named Robert Fischer, in order to get him to dissolve his fathers energy empire.
by Joshie G. July 20, 2010
Get the Inception mug.A conditon in which gamers, through steady provoking, simply cannot take being killed (cheaply or otherwise) anymore and leave a online game game mid-match. Mostly occurs in multiplayer first person shooters. I.E Call Of Duty or Halo.
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Joe: Why is Jack leaving every call of duty match he gets into?
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Get the Rage Quitting mug.Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.
Bathroom Poetry:
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
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