Calzoner

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.

Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.

by Zach31 May 17, 2018

calzone

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

calzone

Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.

Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.

by Fergdogaaa June 6, 2010

calzones

calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)

" Just a minute, keep your chones on."

by J5 February 27, 2003

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005