Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 04, 2004

vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 09, 2004

stunt

A woman, girl, female, ect. coined in D.I.T.C. song stand stron

"My whole crew puff blunts and fuck stunts "- Big L from the D.I.T.C. song "stand strong

by Jordan February 13, 2005

Feeble Feedback

Farts that sound rough and tough. They may often have a thumpy consistency. But wait, there's more...okay...okay.

Hey there Mr. Feeble Feedback, check out aunt jamima while you're at it. Thanks yo.

by Jordan January 08, 2004

punjabjab

a slang PUT DOWN to indians

tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in

by jordan July 27, 2003

Urn

Steals stuff, mostly ashtrays. Narcs on Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam to best friend warnica about sideshow.(see warnica)

Urn narc'ed on us and he stole my ashtray. Urn is an asshole.

by jordan December 08, 2003

dopefly

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.

man, did you see the new mustang? it's dopefly.

by Jordan April 21, 2005