Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.
FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.
FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!
Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.
Canada rules!
I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!
Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.
Canada rules!
I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
by Jordan January 07, 2004
We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.
by Jordan October 11, 2004
An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.
After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"
by Jordan February 29, 2004
When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)
Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!
by Jordan April 07, 2004
Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.
by Jordan December 18, 2004
An unexplainable feeling/connection between two minds that brings the two to spark an unbelievable read. They are aloud to catch each others phrases in many ironic times. To be able to finish eachothers sentences..
NEW WORLD ORDER..4zinDJzin20
NEW WORLD ORDER..4zinDJzin20
by JorDAN March 25, 2005