fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.

"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"

by Jordan August 16, 2004

fnork

The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously

n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.

The entire zoo shook when Gerald and Phyllisity sneezed while exchanging a peanut via thier trunks producing an ear shattering fnork, which sent thirteen people to the hospital with damaged eardrums, and generated a $1700.34 veterinarians bill to extract a peanut (in the shell) from the tear duct in Gerald’s left eye.

by MetLab Bob May 26, 2006

Fnork

To ruin, destroy, or make dysfunctional.
"Fnorked" is commonly used as an adjective to describe something that is messed up or dysfunctional.

May be a corruption of the vulgar word "fuck".

The cheap tape dispenser was fnorked.

by Sminty January 13, 2008

foork

A slang word for eating out pussy.

Hey baby I'am going to foork you.

by Charlie2131 May 3, 2006

fnook

Fnook is a long winded why of calling someone a homosexual when your too scared to say gay

Comment: You look like a freaking fnook
Wilbur soot: that's a long winded way of calling me a homosexual

by Gay Turtle789 August 14, 2022

floork

In a restaurant that is full of hispanics, a floork is a fork that has fallen onto the floor and is put back into use without re cleaning. After put back with the clean silverware, it contaminates the rest of the silverware and all hell breaks loose.

"Aw man, I bet Juan didn't know that he is eating his food with a floork. He probably didn't know it fell onto the floor and Jose put it back with the clean forks."

by Edgar March 28, 2004

floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo

A word made up out of necessity to keep the bloodthirsty nations out of connection with the under ground pie world. Quite literally means "chicken pot pie". Now you know... use this information wisely. . .

"Wow what an amazing slice of floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo!"

by Pinky September 14, 2004