Definitions by Jonah Falcon

macroeconomics

The study of MAAAA DIIIICK. Since it is so big.

"Hey girl, wanna go back to my apartment to study some macroeconomics?"

macroeconomics by jonah falcon April 21, 2012

Jonah 

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

Jonah by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005

kissy face 

An immature way of saying "making out" (kissing), usually used in a derogatory way.

She just wants to make kissy face.

kissy face by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

cockhead

Literally, the glans of a man's penis (also know as the helmet.) Used in a derogatory manner to describe a bothersome person.

Yeah, lick my cockhead!

That guy is such a cockhead.

cockhead by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Jonah Falcon 

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

Jonah Falcon by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Gaylord Perry 

Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry

Gaylord Perry by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

hershey highway

Anal sex, however, it is mostly used to describe heterosexual anal sex, that is, penetration by the female in the anus.(HER-shey highway.)

She likes to take it up the hershey highway.

hershey highway by Jonah Falcon October 11, 2004