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Definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit

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The thing at the top of the page whenever you go to write a new definition . It's a random definition.
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The maximum amount of things there can be. According to The Banach-Tarski, infinity isn't 1 number, it's all of the numbers and more. Infinity is bigger than YOUR MO...
guy: Man, there must be ∞ amount of stars in the universe!

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
A button on the computer keyboard meant to make words make sense and not be squishedtogether like that, or double spaced like that,and you usually put a space after a comma, also you don't do double spaces as I did above me. Can also refer to out of this world, even though this world is in space, but that's usually what people think of.
Kid with big dreams: When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

The parent: Oh yeah, I think it would be cool to go to outer space!
The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.
It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.
I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.