Apple

Delicious food, not so good devices
Man, I am so glad I don't have an apple phone.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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Wishing you 12 months

of Happiness

52 weeks of Fun

365 days of LAUGHTER

8760 hours of

GOOD LUCK

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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020
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Lamp

A device used to light up and area of a room in your house.
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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 03, 2020
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Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020
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January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.
It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.
Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 04, 2020
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Gif

A video about 10 or fewer seconds that repeats and has no sound.
This is an example of a gif :
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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