Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Pi

3.
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Nerd: wanna hear how much of pi I know?
Guy: OH NO NOT AGAI...
Nerd: 3.
141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105

82097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798

21480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284

81117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964

42881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914

56485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737

24587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367

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30572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480

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53

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020

BCRU / Be See Are You

Are words not letters?

BCRU / Be See Are You. Get it together

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020