31 definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit

Sam

A guy who is very quirky, but friendly. A guy who can win any girls heart, just by his humour. He might not always look the best, but his the best, on the inside. The girl version of Sam is a heartless creature who will eat your soul if you're not careful. Also a character from the show, Sam and Cat, which is in the gif.

Girl: I'd really like to have a Sam as a boyfriend.
Guy: I would definitely not have Sam as a girlfriend! Ugh!
(Disclaimer: I don't actually think this about girls named Sam/Samantha. This post is meant as a joke except for the part about the guy.)

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 4, 2020

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020

BCRU / Be See Are You

Are words not letters?

BCRU / Be See Are You. Get it together

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Unus Annus

One year in Latin, also name of a youtube channel that will be deleted in one day. Latina est stultus. Also if you put that into google translate, for some reason it says "English is stupid" when it actually means "Latin is stupid".

Markiplier and CrankGameplays made a channel called Unus Annus, that is probably already deleted.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 11, 2020

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

`___`

Neutral response

I have no strong feelings one way or the other. `___`

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020