31 definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit

Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet koopa's, and troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Nerd: Hey do you want to hear the entire Mario bro's theme, but it's only about Mario?
Guy: OH NO NOT YOU AGA...
Nerd: Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopa's, and Troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Guy: I ate you.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 2, 2020
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The time I'm writing this.
It is 3:19:00 as I'm writing this.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020
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An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.
Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.
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A vessel used to carry liquids like soda pop and water.
Poor me a cup of wine.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020
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The maximum amount of things there can be. According to The Banach-Tarski, infinity isn't 1 number, it's all of the numbers and more. Infinity is bigger than YOUR MO...
guy: Man, there must be ∞ amount of stars in the universe!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 9, 2020
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It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.
I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020
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